Vampires

The blood-sucking Vampires (the American Red Cross) were on campus again today. I tried to go and let them take my blood, but they didn't want it. They took my temperature, poked my finger, and told me to go away. (Well, they were more polite than that and they gave me an extra-large t-shirt too.) I guess this means that they will keep calling me and asking for my blood even though they don't really want it....